May 2013
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SORRY
But I am exactly the demographic for this show and I already love Steven a lot
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visual representation of getting your period unexpectedly at work
you can’t unknow this
on depression
[[MORE]]Yesterday was my four month anniversary of hitting rock bottom. On the walk home from the hospital ward I’d just lied my way out of, I’d decided that no matter how hopelessly bad everything was I probably still shouldn’t do the thing I was thinking of.
I’m really grateful that things are improving a little every day. Even the fear and uncertainty is a reminder that...
Dedicated to mags
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Masters Inn
animalsbeingdicks:
When I went to Converge SE, I stayed in a real shit hole of a motel. You can read about it. It’s fun.
holy christ
April 2013
11 posts
mothercheesus:
press play and watch the gif.
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Moving soon, repainted my blue bathroom to beige…
(also I am proud that I learned how to tie a ponytail after almost 3 decades)
the majesty
OK serious question: you’ve done something terrible. You have a choice of sentence: execution* or lobotomy*. Which one do you choose?
*the execution is “humane,” for the sake of this question lets say it is as fast and painless as possible
**the lobotomy would be “successful”; ie you don’t die later of complications and you won’t become bedridden or...
Song Of A Second April
April this year, not otherwise Than April of a year ago, Is full of whispers, full of sighs, Of dazzling mud and dingy snow; Hepaticas that pleased you so Are here again, and butterflies. There rings a hammering all day, And shingles lie about the doors; In orchards near and far away The grey wood-pecker taps and bores; The men are merry at their chores, And children...
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Write your own Michael Crichton novel
Many years ago, I created a guide to writing your own Michael Crichton novel. My friend Foxy destroyed MC at his own game by using the template to produce his own resplendent gem of modern literature. I repost this in various places every so often; feels like a good time to do it again. I give you:
Seeds of Rape: a novel by Foxaloxa Chapter One: [[MORE]] Having completed his undergrad...
Spring
To what purpose, April, do you return again? Beauty is not enough. You can no longer quiet me with the redness Of little leaves opening stickily. I know what I know. The sun is hot on my neck as I observe The spikes of the crocus. The smell of the earth is good. It is apparent that there is no death. But what does that signify? Not only under ground are the brains of men Eaten by...
March 2013
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I have to get new glasses tomorrow, started doodling with that in mind
this does not help me at all
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First attempt at inking in Manga Studio… some of the controls still feel a little clunky (why do magic wand selection/ move/ transform require so many clicks T__T) but overall the program does have a lot of strong points.
art is an update of an old Snowball panel
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As promised, my producer/coworker’s card. I taught her how to use Photoshop XD
I’m actually really proud of her, given that this is her first time drawing in PS! She learned the tools, fills, opacity, masks, filters, blending modes and text (oh, and how to draw a sexy Legschilla in space).
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I feel fat today :’D
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Hi, sorry, but is anyone else thinking gross thoughts when they see this ad
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Donde, está, la biblioteca
This is dumb
Dedicated to Engelen
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On an asshole
dearcoquette:
I’m lonely. I’m in my mid-twenties and I’m surrounded by very positive feedback. I’ve earned it, since I’m a workaholic, I seek perfection in every aspect of my life, from diet and exercise to my wardrobe. I’m working on a novel and two screenplays, and I have three jobs.
I know I have the tendency to be a control freak, but I’m a very supportive person, and people always lean...
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unfinished/ waste of time! but I looked at too many pics of Iranian royalty standing around, and was cursed to doodle
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OK I lied again.
But I found the former Empress of Iran’s official website. It is… not very polished. The only thing it is missing is perhaps a few Blingees.
Also found shahswf, which is my new favorite thing. When I die, someone please make derswf for me, thanks.
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ok seriously tho wtf
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I hate when people retroactively steal my character designs
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When I was pretty young (single digits) I used to play a game called Power Kitties with my brother every day. He was Sapphire (artists rendition below), I was Pink Pearl. Later we were joined by Emerald (role played by both of us, depending on who else had a speaking line), who was unfortunately turned into Serpentine by evil forces (?) and lost her memory. She threw Sapphire into a bottomless...
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National Pretend Your Favorite Artist Drew Your Character Evening
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i lied I LIED oh god how is it 2 already ;__;
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this kid is a fucking asshole
ok time for bed, good night
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Another one of these bastards